Gah, how does it manage to be both cringe-inducing and absolutely fucking hilarious at the same time with so little text? Bravo ad department, you deserve an ovation for that one!

My niece was born several months before my daughter. When they had a baby shower, every single piece of clothing she received was predominantly pink or purple. Every one. When my daughter was on the way, I told my family not to buy her pink or purple clothes. You'd have thought I told them to drown a bag of kittens.…

At least eight.

Oldie but goody

I was going to say "to be fair, chimps can't build functioning motor vehicles", but this is Ford in the example...

Legally, this is a person:

Reading. The books may all be smart paper (With more computing power than our biggest supercomputers.) and taken from the Internet but if humans still exist, I think they'll still be reading.

"turkey is just not that great"??
I could have it a lot and never get tired

Eugenics isn't rooted in racism and fear at all. 100 years ago, it was a forward-thinking, pro-science position that was embraced by the progressive movement, out of which also came things like universal suffrage and conservationism. The idea was make the species stronger by weeding out "bad" genes while promoting…

Forced sterilization is one of those things that people can tell themselves is a great idea for society, but it is just absurd classist bullshit.

That's a funny way to spell "refined".

I have never read a book that so absolutely sucked me in as much as this book. The world is intensely amazing, and The Gentleman with the Thistle-down Hair is a great villain.

Reminds me of my 20's.

"That's it, I'm never trying this Kama Sutra book again!"

The parasite only gets passed to humans when people eat uncooked snail meat. (This happens more often than you'd think. Check your salads before you eat them.)

Thank you for ending this fearmongering. At last, we can return to the important business of hating these snails because they are huge and yucky.