My husband and I vowed that my stepdaughter would watch no TV during the week, and then as she got older, she moved into the Will Not Stop Talking, Ever stage, and we've become Those Shitty Parents who plop their kid in from of the TV just to get a hour of silence.

That doctor sounds terrible, considering how many one-nutted men have fathered children. My best friend's dad only had one, and has 5 children. Sounds like your friend has a crappy doctor, or is trying to cover up their incompetence at using BC.

Man, that's the most phallic spacecraft yet.

Great article. I actually attended a Heaven's Gate recruitment meeting in my local library as a kid with my mother. We saw one of their fliers mentioning UFOs and Jesus with the packed-text format typical of crazy cultist pamphlets (I think I still have it somewhere,) and decided we had to check it out for the LOLs.…

"On-Set Monitor In Charge of Side Boob?"