Fuck them both!

Bowels of smokes as a wedding sounds amazing! Smoking, an open bar, food and music, what more could you want? Best part would be that the non-smokers wouldn’t come, saving everyone from having to talk to bores at the party.

Yeah it would be a fight as to who had to wait on him. I worked at the Bellagio, most servers made six figures. They were pissed if they had to be stuck with him all night to hope they made five dollars. BTW his wife was way worse, she would snatch any money he did tip and put it in her purse. We all saw that divorce…

Who else initially read “French banker” as “French baker” and was deeply jealous for a moment?

(probably more accurate)

Rehab you jest. Biebs is good. Biebs is cool. He just couldn’t take a private jet and face people. We have all been there.

IT’S ALL KALEY’S HAIR’S FAULT...

When I was in high school, a girl in my drama club had a tattoo on her left breast of the date she stopped using cocaine. It was that kind of high school.

My big sister wants us to get sister tattoos, which seems fairly legit since it’s not like we’re going to stop being related to each other one day. However, I am lazy and generally opposed to both needles and commitment, so I’ve told her that if she can find one that I like, is generally unobtrusive, and she pays for…

How long is your hair currently? My cousin is a stylist and always recommends taking a step in between long hair and short hair, like a bob, because if you don’t like it that short you won’t like it shorter. Also, is your hair baby fine like hers? Texture and thickness can make a huge difference with that particular…

It hurts WAY more than getting the tattoo and takes several sessions.

Why do rich people have such shitty tattoos?! It seems to be such a common problem

I think the weird pose is so they can all show off their engagement/wedding rings. Every left hand has a ring. No single ladies allowed.

The Southern Poverty Law Center considers any wedding party of over 8 people a hate group.

are we sure this isn’t a hd still from a porno?

Is that a bra strap. Did two of these bridesmaids say fuck that backless dress that the bride chose for me, I’m wearing a proper god-damn bra?

I hope they carried bouquets made of lace and feather dusters!

these dresses are putting the maid in bridesmaid...

For what it is worth (probably nothing) I saw JLaw the at dinner the night after the LA red carpet premier. She was not with Hemsworth.