Her original hair was so beautiful.

I fucking love her.

“Oh my god they have sandwiches! They have sandwiches and they’re eating our sandwiches.”

To be fair I took an uber from LA to Coachella last year that John Stamos paid for and had one of the weirdest nights of my whole life even before arriving at the festival. We stopped at In N Out. I was happy.

All time best is STILL Kanye: “Some extra saliva started to run down my chin and he told me to ‘keep it neat’”

I love that dude. I hope he found someone else and is in a very happy loving relationship with them (if that’s what he wants).

Nah. I’d rather get freaky deaky with JC.

I’d still like to hear it and then save it up for when they’re famous.

I WANT TO BELIEVE ANNA.

If a slightly-to-moderately popular band gets more famous I’ll have a story. A pending sexual investment, if you will.

“Sometimes I pray to God at night and hope I can become you someday.”

THAT’S ME.

I once shaved F-U-C-K and Y-O-U into my shin hair. It wasn’t until a month later that I caught my reflection in a store front and holy shit was it visible from a long way off.

I want to jump on it and then slide on into the water.

This is the best Cochella-related recap I've read. Also, that swan is pretty awesome.

Best hair gel ever. Great hold, conditioning, and you can brush through and have no little flakes. And it’s aloe!

Totally cute swan.

I think maybe they left it in case people got burnt?

Is this you? You look amazing in this picture! It’s definitely modeling-portfolio worthy.