Because by and large women’s sports are not fun to watch, much the same way that peewee football is not fun to watch. Why would people be as excited to watch far inferior overall athletes play much worse competition in a less skilled, slower fashion, in an already confusing game to many Americans?

Serious question, have you ever left your own neighborhood?

Nah, you’re still a 12 year old idiot

As opposed to a rapey kind of way

This is Gawker Media. It’s a room full of white suburban-raised hipsters championing anything and everything black until actual black people even get tired of them and kick them out of their “safe spaces.”

And the other is a thief and a rapist who belongs to a race of people who, despite comprising only 13% of the population, are still responsible for over half of all murders and robberies in the US.

Well, I mean, Jameis Winston did visciously rape at least one person, and has history of being just one huge walking pile of human shit so....

I was in NYC and I had just crossed over the line from “drunk as ye olde fuck” to “irresponsibly obliterated, pants pissing idiot .” I hailed a cab and one actually stopped for me, I basically fell into the backseat, mumbled something about my hotel, and he diligently dropped me at my destination. As I stumbled out of…

And here comes the head trauma defense...

Got it, thanks!

This all just looks so, so, so very stupid

Please explain the joke to me, I really want to understand