Possible third option: the GOP convention will predictably result in the complete and total destruction of the city just before the football season starts, the Browns’ season will be cancelled, and all will generally agree that things worked out for the best.

This will end poorly.

Now Craig, you take this cancer, and you burn it. When you done, you should be butt ass naked. But you take this fucking cancer, go home, and you burn it.

We made a joke and you won’t believe the rage that satire inspired.

Titles like this should be outlawed.