Ugh, her fake crying is REALLY bad and embarrassing. And then her ridiculous speech about hard work and “no matter how many rejections you get,” etc. Bitch, you were famous by the end of adolescence!

But at what point did anyone claim this was a stranger’s dog?

Plenty of people have kids at 43!

Yeah, Donna seemed like a basically nice person with some silly quirks who, in real life, would be far more tolerable than someone like Ilana (who is hilarious as a character but who I’d want to throttle in person).

No but really! I know the AV Club barely covers anything anymore (although Modern Family is a priority!) but I miss premiere dates.

Okay but what is a Zune? Honest question.

What does “new episode of Catastrophe” mean? I’m so late.

It’s been a while and I was GOING to make a joke about this comments section, and then it delivered in advance.

I’m all for clips and In Memoriam, but good lord, I’m there for the actual awards. Why don’t they cut... NOT awards???

They truly think we want FEWER awards when we watch award ceremonies. (I was in and out of the Grammys the other night because I was actually trying to see an award. Did not occur.)

No, that was super-weird. The fluff-and-fold usually says 6 hours minimum, it’s usually a “drop off before work, pick up after” system. I think they just wanted to truncate the timing to play the joke of “she only PREPARES to get things done while laundry is being done elsewhere” but it took me out of it.

Stewart, his name is Stewart! https://ew.com/tv/2018/06/03/brooklyn-nine-nine-dog-meet-cheddar/

Yeah, I feel like the social caste system and overt bullying is the worst in middle school. Mine was an unrelenting hellscape. In high school kids have started to find themselves a little more and care less about status and just more about their like-minded friends. Yes, there’s friend breakups and heartbreaks and…

Yes, the first episode of the new season was terrific. Janet Jackson dances! Stephanie Beatriz with her real voice! That perfect ending joke!

I miss Cheddar. Or more accurately, whatever that dog’s real name is

In fairness, nobody said “only.” Scary laundry rooms and the fluff-and-fold down the street ARE deeply ingrained in New York life. Just not ONLY in New York life.

That’s what I remembered, too! Glad I’m not actually having Broad City delusions.

I’m super confused about how this show is supposed to be a parody of daytime soaps. 

Oof, Veronica. I enjoyed her in Season 1. Now I’m tempted to skip her scenes because all she ever does is speak smugly, make pop culture references, and then do the dumbest shit on earth. At least most of the other idiot characters on this show usually don’t think they’re the smartest person in every room.

The cuddling scene was DEFINITELY post-coital.