He was probably distracted by a slideshow

How else are you supposed to play red light green light properly??!

Drive one. I thought they were pretty cute until I drove one. That cured ANY desire I might have. 

In the meantime, Steve Nash picks up Blake Griffin. Make of this what you will...

IDK, I don’t think I’ve ever put the ball in the hole in my life, so doing that 8 times in one game seems impressive to me. 

But not many people hit the hilarious trifecta of misusing Autopilot, driving on a suspended license and crashing into a cop. It could have only been more stupid if they crashed into a jail. lol

It’s just some jabbing at Michigan for its drivers making the news lately.

Tesla Autopilot is getting really good. Here we see it pull itself into the nearest Charger.

Don't need a valid driver's license when the car's driving for you. That's just science. 

“I pay X in taxes” is a backdoor way of saying “I pay your salary/I own you” about government officials. As a government employee, I love hearing that phrase. “Good for you” is my usual response.  “I pay taxes too, idiot” is usually on my mind when I hear that.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

All Vapor is his new hydrogen vehicle company.

I thought that too, when Hindenburg’s Nikola research came out. It’s worth noting however that pretty much every single thing Hindenburg said about Nikola turned out to be true.

Another inflammatory report by Hindenburg, about how things are blowing up.

Except they would be liable for some nasty lawsuits if they released information that they couldn’t back up somehow

Yeah, I did too.

They deliberately manipulated people with the Peters stuff.

I thought the “unreveal” aspect of that Peters casting was hilarious.