gestapolibrarian
Gestapo Librarian
gestapolibrarian

NEVER MIND, I’LL TEXT YOU WHILE I’M DRIVING.

What? I can’t hear you over my off-road tires’ rumble.

The new Subaru models, which are set to launch along with the 2022 Outback, will sport off-road upgrades like higher ground clearance and off-road tires straight from the dealer.

Original Audi TTs had a problem with flying off the autobahn. IIRC they recalled them to add a spoiler.  So ... yes?

Panamera still has the coolest deployable spoiler in recent history:

Put this in a Grom, you cowards!

If he knew more than like 12 pop culture things, it would be fun. 

It is, because Musk is a child.

Here come all the cop kissers

Did he tell you they were “chick bikes” and question your manhood? ( I hate that crap HD people pull about masculinity and CI displacement of thier bikes)

Now all they have to do is kill their expensive models.

2006 Subaru Baja bed length (not including switchback extension which uses the backseat to increase length to 75) is 41 inches. (source:Wiki)

Then I can assume you’ve never ridden one, so you don’t know what you’re missing.

Most statistics on motorcycle accidents are because of people getting too fast bikes and too little training. There’s a lot you as the rider can do to mitigate the possibility of death from morons around you. And wear all the gear all the time. They make summer mesh armored jackets for this reason.

Only if they’ll put the stock wheels back on and lower the price by half. 

ND But let’s all pity the guy because

How many times did you want me to mention it?

I actually am a minority here, and Santino can eat shit. 

Let us all join together to rejoice that the replacement driver will not be Santino Ferrucci.