Yea, my gut says it’s safe to reopen now! Why should I listen to pandemic experts who say it’s the wrong time? Muh Freedom!

Harley Davidson is like your junkie cousin. You keep checking in on them, and every time you talk to them, they have a plan to get clean, and turn everything around. And you think: “Well, maybe this time, they’ll actually do it”. Then, 5 minutes later, you catch them burning the one Branson spoon from grandma’s…

Triumph better be looking over their shoulder or Enfield is going to steal their lunch with the new 650cc bikes. 

I guess “pear” is a shape.

Fun fact: those “entitled asshats” actually have the right-of-way

Bicycles are permitted, even required, to be on the roads in most urban settings. It is the responsibility of car drivers to share the road with them. Yes, some riders ignore traffic signals but by and large most cyclists don’t die because they ran a stop sign and got hit by a car. Usually they get run over while…

Explain the pedestrian deaths.

Your opening line is attempting to set a narrative that has nothing to do with the piece you wrote. He is owed money, there is a crisis. They are two different things.

I CAN’T HEAR THE SOUNDS OF YOUR REASONABLE CONCERNS ABOUT THINGS LIKE “SAFETY” AND “LOAD CAPACITY” OVER THE RUMBLE OF MY SWEET SWEET RAPTOR. 

It’s almost like they have different writers who are free to express their personal interests.

Explain, in as many words as it takes, how “I wish cops wouldn’t kill people” is one side or the other of a political spectrum. 

I’ve been held up at gunpoint twice and the cops didn’t give a shit either time, so what the fuck is your point?

(the damn thing can only go 84 mph anyway),

You realize that people engaged in a high speed pursuit are, statistically, 100% likely to run a red light.

But how will cops get their “hero” thrill-on if we stop car chases and used helicopters and tracer tags?

Aside from the 2017 movie starring Adam Rayner and Eliza Dushku

A psychologist boning clients behind their spouse’s back isn’t usually in the most stable, healthy state to begin with.

I thought the unknown protein was whatever Dolores injected him with when she had him committed? A tracker or something maybe?

The problem is the RX has the personality of a floorboard.

Me seeing a dirty car for sale on Craiglist that needs a good detailing: What slobs. I could never buy that car if they can’t make an effort to at least clean it for sale.