This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

Not necessarily. Pair it off with a topped-off battery array and the size won’t need to be too large.

“...stopped a thug from attacking @ScottBaio”

It’s just on bags. Maybe broke an air line and accidentally laid the car out.

Because it was nominated by the WGA for a Best Adapted Screenplay award, and that is the same group that votes on Oscar nominations. 

“I have no interest in watching a 2 hour musical in-jokey circle jerk about how awesome Hollywood is.”

It’s been racking up nominations in every other mainstream award show this season. It was a legit contender.

The Pontiac G8 SportTruck that almost was...

Best Makeup and hairstyling Suicide Squad?

Deadspin is the last place I expected LiveJasmine ads to pop up.

The other similarity with the 94-95 team was that douche-canoe Coach K conveniently bailed on that team too, the moment he realized it was a dumpster fire like this year’s is.

The Mist is fantastic. Think I read that Stephen King even likes the movie’s ending more than he likes how he ended the story that the movie was based on.

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

We clocked the time with a collapsed air suspension.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

He’s one of my favourite actors, he was actually the high point of the 2004 punisher movie, and you should also watch The Mist which is one of my favourite sci fi horror movies, which he’s great in.