Maybe? I’ve got THC in my system and I can assure you I’m not high.

Fuck high school.

It always made me feel so conspicuous. I’d head back inside and take it off. Took me a while to get comfortable wearing even an Old Navy hat with the logo.

What, did they think that hardcore Falcons fans were going to ignore this? It’s not like it’s the regular season.

The lesson here being, fuck Yelp and their bullshit, blackmail based, business model.

In my house every day is General Sherman Day.

There’s nothing more I hate more, than buying stuff with the name of the brand all over it.

I’m black and I have no clue who she is or why she expected anyone to read that cyan on white note of hers.

Seriously. If you’re doing something because you want to do it and believe in it, own it. Live it. Be proud of it.

That’s just her way.

She’s trying to revive a dead career by any means. I haven’t heard about her or thought about her since epiphany ten years ago.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

lol imagine if literally any of the germans on the team had the ball on their foot in front of courtois instead of wondo in that 2014 game

Pence or no Pence, Indiana really going all out with an anti-Gay agenda.

...briefly!

Don’t act like you go to parties.

You must be fun at parties.

Actually, only one got 23%.

Just let Bonds in already, jeez. Best player of all time.

Dear Jorge,