People used to give me shit in middle school for having a crush on Sporty, but I was fully prepared to die on that hill.

Leave me out of this.

In most scenarios, focusing on one thing at a time is going to lead to better and more immediate results, than trying to do everything at the same time.

I’m super disappointed in this album.

I never really understood the appeal of celebrity autographs anyway.

When I was asking my friend from CT about it he said its probably the only hill in the region that would have them.

For starters, no one calls the East Coast “Ice coast;”

This is a criminally underrated comment.

I’m just here for the hot takes.

You need Jesus.

No thanks, I’d like to be able to masturbate to Stormy Daniels again at some point without the Donald showing up and ruining everything.

YESSSSS!!!!!!111!1!

She didn’t already?!?!?

Two JZ’s? No shit!

I say “Happy Holidays” because I’m lazy AF and don’t feel like learning enough about everyone at the office to know what they do or don’t celebrate to give an individualized seasonal greeting.

They’ve been making a lot of changes that make it way more difficult to connect with others, to the point it seems like they’re actively trying to ruin the site.

“Why would you risk losing most of your female users by making them less safe?”

Informal poll: if you see someone you know on OKC, do you read their profile?

Just first names.

Kristen is the friend who’s significant other you don’t actively hate or think is a terrible person, but you know they could do so much better.