I almost regret buying my Tiguan now.

10/10

WTF is a “Father John Misty?”

Depends on the overall diameter you can fit in the arches.

Buy smaller used wheels off Craigslist. Get appropriate tires. Success.

True. On a Saturday or Sunday, I can live with this.

Get a Honda Odyssey or Toyota Sienna or even a Dodge minivan. At least those really and truly say “ hey I’m a minivan and that’s ok.” Versus whatever this thing is: “ Hey I’m an ugly Mercedes thing with a big slouchy ass.”

It sounded great on start-up, but then came the let down upon acceleration.

Ever notice how the only people who long for high school and all the great times they had are the same people who made high school a fucking nightmare for everyone else?

I saw what I thought was an F-Pace a few weeks ago near A-Basin.

You’re missing out.

Think of Saturday on any blog as January for the movie industry.

This place has gotten feisty since they, presumably the new owners, foisted their garbage political views on those of us who patronize this grease stain on the internet.

Its Saturday. Gotta do what you gotta do.

AGHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this headline on Facebook while deciding to get out of bed or wait for my alarm, and I thought it was an Onion article.

Shit like this is exactly why I don’t listen to the radio.

I’ll never forgive him for ruining Britney Spears.

I just like the fact that with regular maintenance you can easily get these up to that mileage without a major catastrophe.

Didn’t you know the only people with relationship problems, dysfunctional families, or children that must come of age are white people?