Don’t. Google. Scat.

Voted CP because of the price.

Everyone seems to be missing the central point of this tale.

*escorts Vin back to Jalopnik where we both belong*

Gotta get that ad rev to pay off those legal bills.

Buff...?

My bet is they were drinking and didn’t call for help because of it.

I was a valet in high school at the local country club. I was one of two who could drive stick, so I got most of the fancy cars.

But have you stopped parking in spots that are for the disabled yet?

Growing up all the other guys were in love with basic ass Kelly Kapowski, but Brenda was my everything.

We never had a chance.

I like everything about the Flex except for the way it looks which is a shame because they are quite good.

I’ve seen it in person and driven one, and it reminded me of an R-Class.

Because the X has doors that are also not sliding doors, and arguably less practical.

It reminds me of the Merc R-Class.

Why not?

I wonder how effective the warning flags really are there.

It’s hard enough to walk in skinny jeans, let alone swim.

Remember when? I was totally in love with her in the early/mid 00s. Its like seeing that person you had a mad high school crush on at the 10 year reunion and wondering what the hell happened.