The most important feature of the Kia Soul, so far as I am concerned, is that you can still get them with a manual transmission. You can’t buy any Mercedes Benz, for example, with a manual transmission. So, for me, the Kia Soul is more acceptable to me than any MB currently produced.

Kia Souls are fucking great and if Americans weren’t insecure to the point of frantically committing suicide via autoerotic asphyxiation while furiously sobbing against the backdrop of “Proud To Be An American” played on endless repeat, they would be half the cars on the road. I’m prepared to die on this hill, fucking…

Somewhere Janet Napalitano is screaming “I fucking told you so!!” over and over into a pillow.

And here I thought being a White Supremacist was a requirement for military and law enforcement jobs. Huh...what a shock that they are giving lip service to rooting them out when they’re actively hiring them. I mean, these folks aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer in that they usually post their views on social…

The line next to my username will never stop being true.

Surely he won’t buy a controlling share, make it subsidiary, use his govt contacts to borrow massive amounts of money, pay himself an obscene salary and squeeze out the few drops of blood left and make a nice profit from it.

Somehow Deutsche Bank is involved. They are the short bus of Wall Street.

shareholder Carl Icahn holds a 39%

There are far too many good airports near LA to justify flying in to LAX.

I dunno, man.  I bet there is a good deal of common parts between it and my printer.

username checks out

Wait, Boris Johnson wrote this article??

It was great to meet you in Austin in 2019 during the Indycar Jalopnik meet-up. Thanks for organizing that, and thanks for letting me get a selfie.

They can’t close Free People before I can afford to shop there, can they?

I for one would be ecstatic if there were less unattentive people driving appliances on the road.

Please get out of the way old man. Holden is/was an institution! I personally will miss the modern interpretation of the El Camino, the Holden Ute, the most!!!

Sorry, CP.

Eh the bigger issue isn’t even just that ford and GM abandoned cars but that they never made good ones in the first place. Their complete incompetence has ensured that not only am I not driving a vehicle of theirs, i likely never will again. Ford mustang, idc how good it its, their focus was a pile so NOPE. Pickup…

Truth.

Do US automakers really care about brand loyalty anyway?