At least David buys his cars in cash. They may be rusted out pieces of crap, but he still pays in cash*.

Come on now, that’s a MAJOR step up from David Tracy.  

Weren’t you just trying to buy a right-hand drive Cressida full of bees?

Dear readers:

The US is situated about 7500 miles from Iran. Iran has never directly attacked the US. The Shah was not a US “ally”, he was put in place by CIA facilitated coup that overthrew the elected government. He was a murderous ruler who tracked and killed people around the world as well as in his country. He was put in…

Maybe, just fucking maybe, we don’t invade another independent nation to *liberate the populous* while stealing their natural resources? An invasion of Iran would make Iraq look like a walk in the park. It would cost us more blood and treasure than any war ever waged unless we nuked them, and that hopefully would…

Trump has so far seemed extremely reticent to engage in any sort of actual conflict, despite every other dumb thing he does day to day.

Can’t agree more. Let the major manufacturers build crap, they are good at it and you aren’t and it takes a cubic butt ton of money to catch up. Instead, develop power trains for their vehicles. You are good at that and they aren’t and they are spending a butt-ton to catch up. Just Imagine....

Neutral: license the battery pack and platform to other manufacturers to use as a base for their electric vehicles. 

Many if not all of the advantages of crossovers are also disadvantages. They’re marketed as advantages and we’re upset that people fell for it. From your list:

Poor fucker probably missed a 43-yard field goal in practice.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

Good thing he wasn’t playing at Santa Anita

‘Cause nothin’ lasts forever
Even old Lorenzo Cain

Yes, you are correct that the Pinto’s explosive potential was vastly overrated.  But to this day it is still a great meme.  Perhaps the first car meme?  Now there’s a subject for Torch.  What is the first car meme?

“The Nucleon, with its reactor in the back, would not see the dealer’s floor until much later as the Ford Pinto.”

Gotta admire the confidence of someone willing to publicly admit to listening to Boomer Esiason’s radio show.

And no brakes. Stop the car using engine braking alone.

They should go full-on fixie and offer this beast in ironic tattoo livery, with interior scents of PBR, cigarettes and body odor.  

What would Trump do, if handed this purloined DNC server? What would he even hope to find in it?