also the Maryland flag sucks

I mean, if you’re gonna unfurl a ‘Trump 2020’ flag somewhere, you might as well do it where the people there are so stupid they went to an Orioles game in August.

I don’t even think it’s a deliberate plan at this point. The GOP is so invested in Reaganomics or whatever they’re calling it this week that they can’t accept it doesn’t work. 

experts: we have data driven analysis that shows the leading indicators of a recession are present, including a yield curse suggesting....

I’m about to spend 400k on a house in the next few months, and you think I’m praying for a recession? Okay, sure. And there’s never going to be a better ‘vote against your self interest’ self-own than the myriad of poor red state plebes voting for a lying New Yorker reality show conman. Stop making shitty assumptions,…

Bond traders are now considered “the Left?” That’s funny. Every bond trader I know is on the right half of the political spectrum.

The Republican plan is always - juice the economy by pouring on massive debt and then torch it just before they lose the White House. That leaves the Dems in a massive amount of fire fighting and cleanup that would be better spent putting Republican leaders to the wall. When the economy starts a recovery the Repubs…

I think most people would consider using “queer” in a derogatory manner to be, indeed, a homophobic stance. The key is that it’s derogatory here.  

Dave Portnoy has a Kinja?

Still better than you, though.

That’s because ‘Skins fans can agree on Dan Snyder being just a terrible human and admit the team is a burning garbage pile because of him. Not like fans in Boston jerking it to a picture of Robert Kraft or cowboys fans putting Jerry at the top of their “Would have a Bud Light Lime with” list.

Given how this series is just a guide to bad parenting, this type of amazing wisdom shines like Sirius A.

The fact that someone hasn’t punched Danny Boy in the face by now seems like a miss. Like, if you’re near him, just punch him. Seems pretty straightforward.

No kidding. MLS might not even be the 7th best soccer league in CONCACAF.

“This is the pitcher-playing-the outfield video that gets results!”

A Fred McGriff endorsed orgasm!

“[P]rofessional left fielders who can’t be relied upon to make accurate throws to the plate... ”

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year. 

I know you’re just teasing him, but Elway has proven time and again that he’s the glue that holds this team together. 

There are opinions, and there are facts. That Bronze is the best color available, and that is a fact.