God damn! You got me! I didn’t. I didn’t win a stanley cup, chief. Did you?

How about this instead . . .

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

1. “Yard Goats” is a great name:

That was obviously a terrible non-call, and yet it was so, so very right, and it gives me pure joy. Poor, poor Boston fans. Just terrible. 

Look at that stubby little guy there! It looks both cute and tough at the same time.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Tell you what big guy, read further. You covered instances when the arm is in what is called a “natural position.” UEFA made crystal clear this year that an arm held in an “unnatural position” will be penalized.

A fastball, by the looks of it. 

Like a modern-day AMC? I would love to see some Renault product in NA, but I’m not holding my breath.

That’s really what it feels like right? The 3rd tier of the OEM’s banding together to stay the 3rd tier, just at lower costs.

So all the bench players are going to form their own team and try to compete for the championship? Good luck, guys. 

I do remember fondly those heady days when Sports Illustrated (not yet SI) would arrive in the mail, and there would just as likely be a horse or a boxer on the cover as a ball player. When there would be a 15-page longform on fishing in Singapore, and there might be someone from a town I had heard of in “Faces in the…

It’s all part of the plan to put the Orioles into a better position to draft Zion.

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

The Eakin hit on Pavs was 2 minutes. You call the play, not the consequences.

Fucking Boston gets away with SO MUCH SHIT. Between Chara and Marschand that team can get fucked. It’s just not enjoyable to watch them literally beat the shit out of another team and not even get so much as a glance from the refs while if someone looks at them wrong a penalty is called.

Indeed, the sucker punch on Taveras alone. Fuck that guy 

What doesn’t get mentioned is that Chara should have approximately 1,487 penalty minutes since the beginning of the playoffs, but because of the so-called “veteran pass” he has 10 PIM. Let’s not act like the Sharks are the only ones getting the breaks here.

I’ve gone from hoping the Sharks come out of the West if the Avs got eliminated to hoping any other team wins the Cup. You know how much it sucks rooting for fucking Boston right now?