A winning teams’ two best players, both hate playing there and want out immediately... it all sounds so strange, until you remember they have to talk to John Tortorella every day

maybe he was playing skrillix and thought it was part of the song?

1st Gear: “Build a wall to keep Chevys out”. - Mahk

4th Gear:

The Pro Bowl should be the first pre-season game of the year at Canton (instead of the Hall-of-Fame game, which even fewer people care about) using the All-Pros from the previous year. Players who participate in it get a week to prepare for it instead of regular training camp, which means they’re not in that bullshit…

Miss Nancy,

I just read his full post, and will break with my usual thoughtful caution and go with the hot take. Fuck this fucking guy.

Yes.

do these people just wake up each morning and wonder “how can we screw over ‘the other’ today”?

Let’s not. Let’s just not have deductibles. Let’s just have real fucking first world health care like every other civilized goddamn country.

Fetch will happen before this shit ever does.

Great. Last time someone on the Jets blew up a Patriots mascot we got 18 fucking years of Tom Brady....

I’ve never heard of Lara Trump before, but I found a gif of her pretty quickly.

I think it’s shameful that this is how we treat a veteran of the War for Independence.

Is there a fourth ski on that car or was Roger Moore much more of a man than I thought he was?

I’m excited about this.  The Mars part, I mean.

“Get the fuck away from us, Peter, we have pepper spray.”

-Boston fans

In that same vein, if conservatives want to make Kamala Harris the second coming of Obama, I’m going to step back and let them shoot themselves in the foot.

“Jurbey” Why not “Leihwagenprogramm für Arschlöcher”? It is so much more Teutonic.  It could be called LWPFA and nicknamed Lawpawfor or the like.   It also isn’t as insulting sounding as “Jurbey”

I very badly want Harris to win the nomination and the White House. She has been my ride-or-die #1 choice for some time. But I already know the shitstorm combo of racism, sexism, xenophobia, and Bernie Bro-ism that is going to accompany her run will literally make me ill.