My favourite was a HUD spokesperson saying Carson would never say such things about “transgendered" people. Quite the progressive office they have there.

I'd rather have the rusty Twingo that David posted the other week than this thing. Hard pass.

I am! West of I15, in fact...

In a cowtown with fuckwits. Can confirm. Please help.

Wow. What a charmer. It wasn’t a swipe, just poking fun at an even larger portion of the population. And his real readers don’t mind. In order for something to be humour, it helps if it’s even vaguely funny in the first place.

I kinda want the Twingo to follow me home so I could ask if I could keep it. It’s an adorable little turd.

“big beautiful pickup trucks.”

That says nothing to me about my life.

“Hey Omar. Legal said to post this. Now."

Hat, pipe, copious grill badges: what else could you need (besides the booze hidden in the dash)?

I mean, if you’re going to make the analytics argument, why bother playing the game at all? Just load up the stats to MLB 2021 and have people suscibe to a 4K video game.

I didn’t know how a football game could make the Super Bowl look better. Now I know.

Were you correcting them or describing Omaha?

It's coming. It's on the youth level and is just reaching high school.

How else could Fox shove NFC East matchups down our throat like a dumber, somehow more-mediocre Red Sox–Yankees?

That or Irsay had a critical fail. Repeatedly. For decades.

I'd rather we got AFL and rugby more mainstream here, honestly.

On the other hand, a lot of high schools are now figuring out how to play with fewer players. Locally, our football-loving schools might have to drop to 7-a-side. The sport won't die from the pros leaving. It's when no one replaces them.

I hope so. That's what I would do.

Wait, Greenwell and Luck on the same day? I ain't sayin', but...