“It’s called the Bay of Pigs. And it’s lovely this time of year.”

If they could give away a non-appalling dealership experience, I'd pay MSRP.

Midwest. Lived in the PNW for a bit and am in the West now. But no. Been an insomniac all of my life. In the 80s we would get games on cable late. Here was this bizarre team that was somehow fun to watch and not very good at the same time.

I’m a fan of the Vancouver Canucks and Forest Green Rovers (League Two). I wish I was capable of being a bandwagon fan. I wouldn't be so miserable.

Don't hobby-shame...

I love my Smart. There's a Brabus cabrio for sale that I kind if want. I have garage space for one more (the joke is there if you want it), and I'm buying a cabrio.

Them's fightin' words in Park City. They spend a ton of money on those bodies.

That sounds like a very sexy Sienna.

Probably still cost more than my DD.

We have reached peak bullpen.

Wouldn't that be roughly 12,000 players at any given time? I dunno. I teach English.

If I looked like that, I’d be extremely confused and getting my hormone levels checked.

I love my manual Soul. Wouldn’t trade it. Nor take it off road.

I’m not going from a Fiesta to a cargo ship. Sorry. But I will look at other companies. Sorry about your minimizing.

Sounds like a pimp to me.

No. No.

The NCAA cannot die soon enough. It is the too-accurate metaphor for our country.

“In commodities news, Saudi Arabia has made a shock announcement that they are increasing oil production. Turns out they want to see David Tracy get home, too.”

“...long-and-deservedly-dead St. Louis Browns”

(Obligatory)