Wonderful. I’ve never been to the Pfitz, but I’ve been to my share of terrible, wonderful ballparks over the years. The one in Boise is particularly dreadful. SLC’s is a monument to melanoma. And Ron Tonkin Field, home of the Hillsboro Hops is a delightful, dinky little park in the middle of what was once an empty…

It looks like a boss from the original Star Fox.

I want that EV VW bus. A lot.

“Son, either you digitize this or we’re going all Marie Kondo on your ass.”

“Sorry, Bill. The snacks are over in the other fuselage.”

Duh. The Bruins have long been a trash organization.

I’m getting them, but I’m also trans and maybe just barely a B cup. They’ll do quite a bit to balance the shape of my body. Thanks shoulders!

That ball request made me think maybe he'll be alright. Good sense of humour about it. Has always seemed like a good guy. I don't want his inevitable send off from Camden Yards be booing.

Holy crap. I did the same thing on I35 near the Twin Cities in my Smart. Had driven 3500 miles in 48 hours with a job interview in the middle. I was done and should be dead.

That brand exclusivity thing sounds like how they sell Stella Artois over here compared to its reputation in Europe.

Figuring that the bit after “pasture” and before “means” should be offset with em-dashes. And not have a word missing.

So much of what I hear now (note that I don’t ever voluntarily listen to country) is bros singing about drinking liquor and trying to get laid in a truck. The window for women seems surprisingly small in this moment.

I want Fancy Kristen to write the condescending updates while David works.

I... I might actually pay for that. Make it a girl tank and I'd wear the hell out of it.

This. Gone for 15 years and it's all this or that auto auction where I can get a fair car for my price.

Good luck, David. I wish I could help, but I'm beyond your destination.

The Austin Princess nods, knowingly.

It's all the fan could carry after being forced to put his bag in a locker.

I don’t know how to explain to people that I’m not an issue: I’m a person. The Atlantic goes out of their way to play this edgelord both-sides game, and I’m more than done with it. I have to fight court battles over bathrooms; do you think I really want to read what some uninformed, empathy-bankrupt hack thinks of my…

Citroen might stand a quirky kind of chance if PSA let them be all weird. But I think they’ll be Alfa Romeo-level at best. Would love to see Opel at their German best, mind you.