I don’t know how to explain to people that I’m not an issue: I’m a person. The Atlantic goes out of their way to play this edgelord both-sides game, and I’m more than done with it. I have to fight court battles over bathrooms; do you think I really want to read what some uninformed, empathy-bankrupt hack thinks of my…

Citroen might stand a quirky kind of chance if PSA let them be all weird. But I think they’ll be Alfa Romeo-level at best. Would love to see Opel at their German best, mind you.

Yeah, but both Lump and Peaches were decent songs.

I love my Smart. I hope this joint venture does good things for them.

I love minor league ball. Hoping to get to games in Reno, SLC, Boise, and Vegas in addition to a few up in Hillsboro, OR this summer. Feels like the game itself matters more than branding or concessions.

I get that the guy is thirsty/desperate/an asshole, but that’s pretty low. An AAU coach? Gross!

Maybe they do, but I'm yet to meet any of them.

Definitely a state institution.

Huh. I feel like, as a woman, I shouldn't comment here and give anyone false hope.

Sweet. I can swap wheels back and forth between this and my Smart.

This would have been a way more fun way to doctor inauguration photos.

The Mariners problems are related less to learning about social justice and much more about always swinging for the fences and having no rotation.

The pain of soccer coaches. Yeah. That has stuck with me. 25 years later, I still get flashbacks of anger and hurt. The world will be such a better place when that motherfucker dies.

The most Chrysler thing I've read all in months.

Unlike the Caliber, I was perfectly happy with this little box of happiness. Just wish it had a better head gasket.

I said a number of years ago that we had foynd the true end of auto racing: we reached the limits of possibility without artificial means to create competition.

I’ve watched hockey my entire life (Canucks fan, so I understand pain, misery, and self-abuse.) and I have no idea how the Oilers pull this off year after year. In any other universe they would consistently get a first-round series at home.

“...which if you’ve been paying attention to the Justy market...”

Aww, buy it, David. It could tow your other projects around.

But what does Jane Austen sound like in this voice?