At least Mark's teams don't usually get relegated.

“And the only hashtags we had were a side at Tim Horton’s!”

I can’t wait for their Blue Screen of Death jersey.

NP. This thing is perfect for the never-ending suburb that is the Lower Mainland.

You're the man now, dog!

That I was cisgender. Even managed to convince myself for awhile.

Yar!

Kid had a rod up his ass anyhow.

I was wondering when the Honda crowd would start to age out of CR and the Subaru generation would move in.

Bubble cars tend to fall into the NP for me, and this is no exception.

I’m still eyeing up a Smart Cabrio for down the line. But by my very nature, market trends tend to detour around me.

The important question: do the final recipients get to keep the trophies?

Baymax looks pissed.

I just love my V8 Camry...

I thought Yahoo Sports was going to lean into cranky reactionaries posting comments bitching about women and minorities.

It's like the Deepak Chopra quote generator became sentient.

Now for the Secretary of the Interior it would be just another weekday.

Dang. I would have loved that (and will probably be due for a new car in 18 months or so).

Hell, hockey players smiling and having fun is different. And I think good for the sport. It's going to be a hell of a culture change with how much hockey is Serious Business, though.

Long Tall Sally. I wear a 15 and usually have a few choices there.