A Chevy-powered Ford. It was already at war with itself.

Goff had Eli face all night. Not Super Bowl Eli face, which is bizarrely successful, but NFC East must-win matchup and lose by 30 Eli face.

That’s on Sir Humphrey Davy for naming it twice.

“You design a highly distinctive item and then sell every possible small deviation on that distinctive item.”

Thank you, next, is a flexible philosophy.

This car plus the whirlwind around Prost tell me that headquarters must have been a very interesting place in 91-92.

He's the Montessori president.

That ICE tweet reads like a preview for one of those anonymous CBS dramas.

The one he didn't pay to have aborted in time.

I was in the same boat. Hits to the head affect me much more these days. But life is still good and rich. Hopefully his is as well.

Greg Hardy’s next opponent?

I liked the Premier League better when those two and Boro were around.

I do the same, though a flight attendant knocked me silly with a stray elbow at Thanksgiving. I might go back to melting into the fuselage in a window seat.

I... I would probably fly more if they did that. Pill + my blankie means I'll see you the other side of the continent.

Words are weapons. Terfs know this the same way the pro forced birth crowd does.

It isn’t the evangelicals that I fear. I usually bridge that divide with them and break their expectations.

“First Annual”

“Silicone twinsies!”

Bike guy’s version: “I called the governor a fat fuck today while he was eating ice cream. Asshole needs to take care of the teachers. He just stood there and mumbled at me.”

Did someone splice Cheeto Mussoloni’s scowl onto her face? It’s uncanny.