That's a penis.

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

The Lion King is like way better. Shakespearean classic never gets old.

She lived in New York.

I never understood the necessity of "continue reading" buttons.

People aren't allowed to have fun any more.

"I am Captain Planet."

Rebels has no Jar-Jar Binks.

Biologists beg to differ.

$5 for a potato? Sounds like a scam.

McDelivery was the best thing when stuck in an army camp.