That’s cool but we now live in a world where Breath of the Wild exists.

Woah is this a rocket league mod?!?

I understand the connection, but “Tor” is not synonymous with “dark web” and many of the sites don’t “exist” until queried, requiring one to know of the existence before being able to access.

Quite literally, it bears no resemblance whatsoever to an iPhone. It’s a device with a touchscreen that’s obviously made to resemble the Switch or Wii U GamePad.

If you insist on comparing it to a phone (Link must be fucking tiny to need both hands to hold it), then literally every single trait you use to classify it…

This is what is killing me

Yeah, there’s really no reason to test the speed of HDD’s. Keep your OS on an SSD (M.2 even better than regular SSD), and go from there. My PC will start up and be ready to go in 7-9 seconds, but I’ll actually wait and hear the HDD spin up when I need to access it’s files. I’d be more concerned with its reliability…

Kinda wrong. Throwing directly toward Earth will still have it re-enter, most likely. In a perfect vacuum, with a perfect throw, the object will drift away and eventually return to the same orbit as you threw it. That’s because you threw it to a different orbital altitude, but without changing the orbital…

If you throw the object down towards Earth, it’ll drift away for half an orbit and oscillate back towards the release point about one orbit later. That’s an ideal, no drag orbit - in low Earth orbit there’s still enough wisps of atmosphere to provide some drag at the high speeds involved. Every object is going to be…

tamped down at every turn with harsh laws and draconian punishments

That would take out not only the 4 clocks (not the case) but any other piece of electronics...

Wow, he’s really grasping at straws isn’t he? He should just go out with some dignity.

Am I the only one?

The sequel will probably seem huge in this hand.

I still want to know how to use the three seashells.

Abbott and Costello, booyah.

Gizmodo exercises an iron fist of control to silence and ostracize any comment that doesn’t align with their message. It’s hard to tear apart something that’s barely got integrity in the first place.

So... It’s an nVidia shield, rebranded for Nintendo? I’ll stick to my actual next-gen consoles capable of of actually impressing me, and my tablet, that’s actually a tablet when I don’t want to play games.

Just a friendly reminder to all the progressives who couldn’t find it in their heart to vote for Hillary...fuck you.

Spray it to make it hydrophobic and you’re sorted.

I feel the same way about xbone controllers. I have no idea how you heathens find the oddly placed left thumbstick comfortable.