I feel like this show is a Dadaist art piece.

You hit it right on the head. It's the age old adage, you roast who you love!

Yes, in order to effectively write about the tabloids, one must simultaneously hate and love them. I feel that force is strong in you, well-done. 

I absolutely Refused To Mention It because I’m a journalist with integrity!! 

This made me tear up immensely! I have so much respect for Bobby and his genius. Thank you for making my whole week!

Absolutely. Like, I’m willing to believe diva behavior because we’re discussing a former Price is Right model and television actor. HOWEVER! Let’s not forget that Kate and Co. are the ROYAL FAMILY. Are we to be believe their divaness somehow is outshined by Meghan? I call BS. What I genuinely think is going on is it’s…

I just can’t tell you how much I appreciate this column. I loved Bobby Finger’s work and I might love Joan Summers more. I’m a snarky, tab-loving lady that currently has young children to raise and this summary is like a Vitamin D injection into my veins of what I used to get organically. Namaste.

Does anybody else suspect that this insistence by the tabloids that Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle are arch rivals has to do with trash media cynically attempting to play upon the public’s racist bias?

Then, she added: “I’ve never seen people so happy to destroy a kid’s life.”

So, this guy can’t make a speech that could be political at the school buuuuuuuuuuuut the school sends kids decked out in MAGA hats to a political rally.

MAKES SENSE.

I find the discussion around the mommy wine culture quite interesting. I find that after a long day where it’s just me and my kid, that a couple of glasses of wine in the evening is a nice reward and helps me maintain chilled out vibes. We all have our coping mechanisms, and I don’t really do hangovers. *But* I can…

I think that’s a good, mature decision on her part, but I’m a little puzzled by the idea that she’s her children’s primary caregiver.

....are you trying to say that’s a good thing? Because my comment was that it’s the opposite of that.

2/10 homophobic troll. 

If Anne Hathaway always ends up hungover from drinking, then she probably should give it up, because she is doing it wrong. I have no idea if she means giving up all hardcore partying, or if a glass of wine with dinner is fine, or totally on the wagon, (the nuance is missing here) but good for her doing what is best…

There once was a model named Pam,

I’m pretty sure lying to get people’s money for goods/services you have no intention or ability to produce is pretty much the textbook definition of fraud.

Ah yes, this is all just a cult of personality thing. It’s not like it’s really cool and noteworthy that a politician shouted out and then made a guest appearance on a prominent British LeftTuber’s charity stream and voiciferously defended trans rights the whole time. It’s not like a politician showing an interest in…

I wish I could beat the shit and some sense into these little asshats but as a Latino it would only play into their hand. If I fight then I “prove” that I’m a “bad hombre” and if I don’t, they’ll march all over me. It’s a real pain in my ass, all I can do is vote and speak out.

I have never liked Andy Cohen and I’ve always been so confused as to why everyone seems to like him so much.  Truly seems wild that Jillian Michaels is the only person I have ever heard say as much.