Man, oh man! The writer of this article is in DIRE need of a week long cruise! 

His name is actually Herr Manager Peter Schuller.  Unlike Kim, he has a middle name and that’s Peter.  Translates to Mr. Manager.

there’s male pattern baldness, and there’s concentrated evil that results in hair loss

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I’m not worried about the number of nukes (100 can kill us all off). START was predicated on the understanding that sane, sensible people will equally reduce their arsenals, and that sane, sensible people would safeguard them. START was important, not because of the reduction, but because of the intent behind it. It…

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…

Also not widely known - the rumble strips at the sides of motorways are to let blind drivers know what road they’re on and what junction’s coming up...

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

And yet people fucking hate Hillary with a weird level of earnest, regardless of how thin the reason given.

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

My favorite definition of “progressive” is “agrees with me on all issues that I consider important to being a progressive”.

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

Does Ethan think that if Sanders becomes President that people will cease to think a grown man that still lives with his Mom will no longer be considered a loser?

Apparently people can’t help themselves and break into unruly mobs in high crime areas. The smell of poverty just whips them into a frenzy! The fact that Sanders’ supporters didn’t is a real testament to their character.

Yeah. If you gave that to me out of context, I would’ve guessed Trump said that.

Me, either. wink wink, you know, places where brown and black people live. He’s disgusting.

“I can’t really say for sure if there was an intention on that,” he replied. “I don’t really want to say too much.”

64 Sanders delegates at the convention were disqualified, according to the state party, either because they failed to show up, failed to register as Democrats by May 1, or because they didn’t respond to attempts to confirm their phone numbers or addresses.