See youze

What were your user/burner names (if you started as commenters here)?

Or Moskovitz. She's been great this year.

I’m sure most clubhouses full of guys in Vegas would rather be in strippers than in Queens.

Don't know what happens after today, but I hope you fall up, Barry. You deserve it.

Is that Elliot Easton from The Cars on guitar?

You know, I eat when I’m upset too. But when a guy jams his whole head through a fish & chips basket, you know he’s hurting.

Good to see K-Rod still keeping 9th innings exciting. Did he inherit the 2 runners, or did he put them on?

It's Denver. Zip up, men

YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME HATE BOB COSTAS, DEADSPIN!!1!!!1

You're blowing my mind.

No snark. I love that you've been commenting here lately.

[sees onions]

[looks confused]

Michelle Obama said that first?

We used to play this in gym class. It is so much fun, I don't know why there isn't a court in every public park.

THIS RAMI HAMMAD, I CALL HIM THE CELERY ON A FAT GUY’S CHICKEN WING PLATTER BECAUSE YOU JUST KNOW HIS STALKS ARE GONNA BE IGNORED!

Touché

I love this thread. Guys defending women by invoking images of hate-fucking, berating you for not knowing as much as a “girl”, and implying that you should be violently sodomized with a baseball bat.

It's a $3 baseball. Grow up.