He retired

Die. Just die.

Punch dick in the fart box ass and get pokee-douche win tickets fuck-pussy if I see you playing this stupid game I'm gonna break your fucking nose

Glen Danzig is human garbage. Stop posting poop.

She's a drunk.

They're nearly naked, wear heavy makeup, and can do things with their bodies that make us want to fuck them. This is the only reason anyone cares about female gymnasts

[smacks you in the fucking head]

You like cars? You’re already fucking dead

Nigger

Marky Mark? Marky fucking mark? You're all fired. I've fucking had it

Hey Johnny Miller! I hope you get throat cancer so you never work another PGA event, fuckface!

Well, I remember Mike Gminski, so I guess I don’t have Alzheimer’s yet.

Ooh. He’s getting handjobs from a broad who let Tiger Woods use her asshole as a spittoon. Impressive.

[runs into house at top speed]

Puck Futin.

KURSING IZ FUNNEE!! I LIEK DEDDSPIN! HURRRR DURRRRRRR!!!

Ah, yes. The “Killing Is My Business...and OW, MY BALLS!!” tour. Still have the t-shirt.

Shame on any player who chooses to participate in the World Cup in Qatar.

Another incident involving liquor. Hopefully he can turn his life around at Agholoric’s Anonymous.