Red, I shoulda been a farmer.

Pitches: Ain't shit.

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OFF TOPIC: Do any other iPhone 6 users find it fucking IMPOSSIBLE to create a burner account? The page with the blurry photos you’re supposed to identify is ALWAYS cut off, and the “Report A Problem” button does nothing. HELP!

Yeah, but if it ain’t stiff, it ain’t worth a fuck. So what can you do?