Half dozen of A, 6 of B? I can't get past the cat ears though. WHY? WHY ARE YOU WEARING CAT EARS, TINY ADULT BABY?

I can't stand horoscope shit, and for some reason a weirdly high number of educated, cool people in my circle are into it. Yet the second they start talking about it, they become less educated and cool in my eyes.

I'd rather him tweet about gum than his urethra surgery.

Jaden's is funny (because I know it's a joke), but also pretty creepy.

Fuck you, Angel Haze. Fuck you.

Oh, I SO identify w that Mara Wilson tweet! There's this girl, a wonderful, funny, fantastic girl who I follow on Twitter, and 90% of her tweets are great! But then, like every couple of weeks, she'll post like a full page of horoscope shit. Like, #aries women never back down! #leo men are strong but vulnerable! …

Wow. Wow.

Great piece, and only one small quibble. Rovell is not "harmless". His worldview is profoundly nihilistic and destructive, which itself isn't a problem, but becomes one when he incessantly peddles it to his x00,000 followers (he blocked me long ago, so I can't look up his stats). He's a sociopath with a large platform.

I am the exception, then — a Boomer who followed a lot of early-Twentieth century music, from Ragtime to Big Band.

still no bells a'ringing, but eh

- Tyra looks about 19 in that photo. And here I am at 31 lookin all 45.

Yeah, and there is of course no shit anywhere near that meat he's eating when they butcher it. Because they give the cows a colon cleanse right before.

Mornin'!

olivia wilde is clearly impossibly beautiful all on her own, but her down to earthness seems incredibly genuine and i really like her.

She has a whole drawer of clothes! She gets excited when we open it.

Well then, let me oblige you!

I have a dachshund, so I am obliged to post a picture of her in a sweater!

catnip is legal in 23 states. drive, kitty, drive!

But is she single?

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