Let’s remember some calls.

.........is that gaelic? so that’s what the irish brogue is really supposed to be saying

The damage caused by Roger Ailes is truly breathtaking in its impact and scope. Professionally, he was a proto-Rove Richard Nixon accomplice and enabler who went on to found the most powerful and pervasive propaganda network in modern history, which was profoundly responsible for training millions to disregard…

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

That’s what I love about those McConaughey jokes. I get older, and they stay funny.

Maybe a gun. Or maybe not. Looked like one to me...but I’ve seen enough videos to know that it’s very easy to be fooled by a video.

This is one of my all time favorites. The audio is the best part.

If only the victim had had a gun to protect her.

Holy shit. Also he looks exactly like T.Y. with that awesome hair going all over the place.

i must paint him

“Are they still paying him?” -- The Mets

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

If that guy had invented a machine that gets the straw into those god-forsaken bags, he’d be a bazillionaire.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

Pretty sure it was his WAR that landed Thames in Korea too.

The perfect place for the scorching hot “people die all the time” take is obviously on a post about the death of a basketball player’s sister the day before his team starts the playoffs.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Back in the day the player took his hit, got back on the field, scored a touchdown, handed the ball to the ref, sat on the bench, started shaking, puked, drank a pint of Cutty Sark, forgot what he was doing, went home, beat his wife, and had a good long cry. None of this twerking, that’s for dang sure.

Check out the penalty awarded to Burnley this weekend. It happened so fast, that the official thought it hit a Swansea defender’s (Mawson) arm, instead of what actually happened, hitting a Burnley arm.