My mom burps and farts like you wouldn't believe. I'm pretty sure she let out one of her monster belches the second time she met my husband. At least my husband knows where I get my manners from.

I think that today the problem with having longer hair if you are a professional is that its semiotic value has been redefined by reality TV. Because of programs like Real Housewives, Bachelorette, Millionaire Matchmaker, Dance Moms etc. etc. where the uniform is long strait hair with highlights (usually achieved with…

He obviously never met Dr. Long John

Did the 70s have something against using actual photographs for things? Between this and the 70s version of "Joy of Sex," there is a hell of a lot of pencil drawing going on.

Rather have a guy turned on by them than one who thinks women don't fart at all.

It's sad that the tall have to put down the short. Seems to me that it's an inferiority complex because we short folks are so glorious we don't need a bunch of extra inches.

It would be a little punk, and there's no way to avoid that. But punk can be very good.

Whooo hoo. I have ten more years left then.

I'm pretty and I'm a great friend and would never ignore my friend for a guy when we are supposed to be hanging out. I think if you're a bad friend it doesn't matter how attractive or unattractive you are. Sweeping statements implying that pretty people are bad friends or selfish people kind of hurt my feelings to be…

I have had many of them tell me they are afraid of me. Apparently I'm terrifying, which just makes me feel drunk with power.

Are you bat shit crazy? Do you honestly not realize how much greater the risk of being traumatized by your first time is if you "have strong feelings" for the guy? I'm sorry, but adding "having strong feelings for someone" onto "having sex for the first time" is a recipe for disaster.

Ugh some of the shaming here.

1. Awesome! Congrats!

METH COCAINE HEROIN

Oh. Are trucker hats back in? Please no.

Ugh god yes this!

OH JESUS CHRIST. It's worse than I thought.

Oh, no, the "ew" was in reference to the bullshit idolizing and exoticising of women with "fury and burning" in their eyes and the false depth and the tortured attitude.

I suspect that Huma Abedin is not really "OK" with this.