1. Awesome! Congrats!

Oh. Are trucker hats back in? Please no.

Ugh god yes this!

OH JESUS CHRIST. It's worse than I thought.

Oh, no, the "ew" was in reference to the bullshit idolizing and exoticising of women with "fury and burning" in their eyes and the false depth and the tortured attitude.

Nope. I've worked waaaaay too much retail to side with this woman. Yelling at a retail employee is all about exerting power over someone who can't do anything to stand up for herself.

I suspect that Huma Abedin is not really "OK" with this.

Still not as hot as Young Stalin.

Carlos Danger!!!

This study just reinforces what Rob Portman taught us about the world: there are privileged straight white cis men who literally cannot feel empathy until they are personally and directly affected by injustice.

I'm pretty got-damn gay, but anything even remotely androgynous on a woman totally turns me on. What I'm saying is I stand with you on the women in white tanks thing.

I LOVE that they made fun of Scared Straight. That was definitely one of the best scenes in the series.

Suck it, Anne Boelyn you french-hooded hussy.

A turn-off to who?

This has totally happened to me. I live in D.C. where everyone has moved here from somewhere else, and I used to always ask, "Where are you from," and I never meant "what is your ethnicity." Once, though someone thought I meant the latter and answered with that. From then on, I always try to say, "Where did you…

I must have missed that one. Going to go Google that article now.

Um, winged penises? I'm not sure I want them autonomous and attacking my face like that...

You're so stupid it makes my eyes hurt to read your bullshit.

Sincerely,

A straight man with a wardrobe to make Mr. Bass look like a bore.

So men don't need to dress up because they have winning personalities to compensate for a poor fashion sense. And women should continue to dress up because we suck?