yes. my bedroom used to be painted sky blue and between the fluffy white bed, white carpet and white curtains in was like sleeping the sky. i loved it.

Brocade and dogs do not mix. I have an old stained sheet on my bed because they are positive this is a community bed. Jerks.

I heard she got them a fucking Mason jar candle. Who does that?

Pardon me, but how does one have marital relations on that without getting motion-sick?

The Resting Bitch Face is strong in this one.

What the fuck is wrong with people?!?? If you can't afford your lavish, $200/plate wedding without expecting your guests to pay for it, then don't fucking have a lavish, $200/plate wedding, you spoiled, entitled, pathetic brats.

I always thought I was a freak growing up, because that is my exact ass. Petite, with a small waist, short limbs and a huge gravity defying ass. It was not an appreciated body type in the Waspy world I grew up in. At 23 or so I was skinny dipping with some friends and some guys we met on the beach, and one looks…

That is the first thing I thought! Her flat ass is the only thing Barbie and I have in common.

"The De-Eroticized University”

Seriously. When I was little, I never imagined Barbie as a teenager.

Reading NY Daily for Science is pretty much the same as reading Cosmo for Human Sexuality credentials.

Oh girl, jowls. I'm getting them too. Not cute and not something I want immortalized in a shitty photograph because someone couldn't take the time to get the right damn angle. Why am I camera shy? Because I'm surrounded by people who don't know how to take a fucking picture!

Being one who wasn't introduced to actual maple syrup until my late 20s I hear you. I am very particular on the syrup depending on breakfast food. To me pancakes need Mrs. B because true maple syrup is a little thinner and soaks into the cakes until my plate is a sodden mess. But waffles and french toast in all…

For one, we stop subsidizing the production of shitty fake foods. Secondly, we actually encourage real urban planning that focuses on livable communities where people have easy access to good markets and fresh products. Thirdly, we don't have bullshit laws that say that pizza is a "vegetable."

This is precisely why I make pancakes from scratch. They have about 4 ingredients and I pretty much always keep those things on hand anyway. Pantry space is at a premium; I'm not cluttering it up with redundant crap. I won't even get started on the maple-flavored corn syrup people try to pass off as maple syrup.

This is weird, because I have been eating a shit-ton of french toast lately. Love me my french toast.

Clinton was repeatedly accused of sexual harassment. His faults included harassing non-consenting women.

Thank you! I wish more people were aware of this. The whole "Oh, all he did was consensually sext with a few women! That's a matter between him and his wife!" is bullshit.

"I really want to be your friend!"

Edited to say: now that they've changed the picture, I see that "Anna's" eyes are blue, so this makes less sense, but they still look a lot alike.