I hope that you mean you're not giving out any more candy because I would say hell with them and keep it for myself.

I totally get this because there are times I just don't want sugar but people ask why, and then I'm forced to try and explain which I shouldn't even have to do, and then they look at each other like, "Oh brother. Girl is so vain and neurotic she can't eat a piece of cake."

Yes! It doesn't matter what you eat, damned if you damned if you don't. I didn't eat a really fully lunch most days because the half hour passed pretty quickly and even if I did eat a sandwich, it made me tired and less focused. Meanwhile you have to put up people who think whatever food choice you make is some great…

I thought it would be selfish too but he actually seemed to care. Maybe there are some positive attributes to Pete after all. I, for one, never liked Stan. He always seemed like a different kind of dickhead in comparison to the others. I can't fully explain what I mean by that...

For the first time this season, I liked Pete. And re: the hug, I thought it was so telling about their characters because it's sort of like Dawn is like Peggy in the way she handles things. They're both pragmatic doers. The huggers and hug receivers were mismatched since Peggy didn't rush to hug (Don't remember her…

Maybe she thinks that's how people write on Match profiles. I find a lot of older people think they HAVE to misspell stuff or use lower cases and numbers where they normally wouldn't 2 b kewl on Facebook, etc.

Yes, he was great. Not too much disgust, just amusement mainly. THAT SMILE. It's like a butterfly landing on the wings of a dove. Or something like that.

Yes! I almost laughed out loud at the ice cream analogy. I really want that gif.

Why do the MRAs have to involve the Matrix in all this? I'm not one of those Matrix mega fans but let's not involve iconic movies in this please.

Funny you bring up the writers! I almost said inside Conan or the writers' heads but I didn't think you would go there and I'm lazy so I thought "less typing for me!" Yeah, I know there are writers. I would rather not talk about the correspondents' dinner either except that everyone else brings it up and somehow I get…

That's too bad. I have a couple places of refuge when I'm visiting home at least. Being in a car with a smoker is the worst though.

I feel for you. I'm in a similar situation though not with my mother exactly. Maybe she needs to tell herself that there are things she can do to help you because it probably bothers her that she can't make these problems go away. When you think about it, there was a time when you slipped and fell and she could take…

I wish you luck in bringing up the noise and uncleanliness but having a mother who smokes, she is not going outside to smoke. She (my mom) thinks it's a travesty she should have to smoke outside of restaurants so she is certainly not doing it outside of her own home. Now this lady could be more flexible but smoking is…

Yeah I can only guess what Conan's thought process was. Even if it was just that she looks like this one guy, I'm not sure if people were laughing for that reason or because they always thought looked like a dude. I think there are way more offensive jokes out there. If anything, it was just lazy and not very funny.…

No, you don't get the point of the article. The context I'm talking about is sexism. People can make fun of John Boehner for things that don't have to do with his gender, i.e. his fake orange tan, so they used tan mom. They didn't use tan mom because they're saying he looks like a woman. The other men have their funny…

The context is entirely different. And it's just not as funny or clever as some of the others. Furby and Munsters references were the best because you think, "Huh. I never thought of that." Kind of like Charles Rangel and an older Cab Calloway, as my friend pointed out the other day. Conan's weaker jokes are always…

She must be one of the few people adorable enough to pul off that dye job. I've never seen the extreme roots plus brighter bangs situation but she rocks it.

I can't say that people don't act differently or kinder when speaking in person but they do get knee-jerk defensive, and sometimes lash out, which I sometimes want to respond to by being dismissive or lashing out myself but coming on here helps me think through my arguments so that when I meet someone who disagrees,…

It doesn't have to be a mutually exclusive thing. You can remain friends with someone you find attractive and continue to date and look for a girlfriend having assumed she's off the table. She might start to realize how she feels (assuming she has those feelings) once she knows you're dating someone else and if she's…

Thanks! I don't know but I think it's brave that he told people early on considering how bisexual men are still judged as practically homosexual by some narrow minded women (whereas with bisexual women it seems to be the opposite problem of assuming they're straight girls pretending) and I find that self awareness and…