@Bakamoichigei: Bwahahahahahaha!

@JediMasta: Zombie non-smiling faces duck faces.

I thought it was another Epic game with big boots muscled heroes.

Where's the apple?

I still think that Jack would be extremely nasty in the bedroom of all the romanceable women in the game.

I'll feel dirty when I'll hump a downed Samantha or Anya when I'll play Gears of War 3.

So unfair to the little baby.

I bet she's a real tigress IN THE BEDROOM (hihi)

@DrakeDatsun: Paris, Blanket and Prince Michael after a kwik check.

Hey, it's Blanket!

Not a bad-looking heroine.

@Archaotic: "Apple" and "affordable" are two words that aren't supposed to be in the same sentence.

Who's Gawker's idiot of the day:

GTO.

@Komrade_Konrad: But if you are using a Mac while online, you become one times 2. ZING!

Why didn't they add that the first time???

A fun game that I never managed to finish.

Personally, meh at all three.

@cap-n-crunch: Not USAian, sorry.

@cap-n-crunch: Do you live around Pennsylvania?