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I was once cornered by a friends pit bull and did a quick shout and point/look behind it, as it looked quickly behind it I kicked it as hard as I could under the chin. Dog ran away like a little girl, would hide under the bed whenever I came over after that... my friend was mad but hey when in a real fight versus…

My kid got bit last year, 26 stitches. He listened to dad and saved his own life.

I once considered inviting people to join me on my annual Thanksgiving hike, but then realized that would just ruin one of my most cherished traditions.

It must’ve been brutal when those armed men barged into your home/office/mother’s basement and forced you to click on this link.

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

What a pathetic hill to die on. If they boycotted because a rapist(s) went unpunished, that would be awesome. I’d even happily accept boycotting a game because they don’t get paid. But to boycott in support of rapists?

I will take every opportunity to say: Fuck Bank of America.

Why anybody thinks this story needs more drama, beats me.

“Your heart rate elevates for several hours after having an orgasm, and tit can elevate even more...”

McMenamin’s Cajun Tots are A+.

It’s his most ardent supporters we should worry about. While there are the Bundy type idiots to worry about we can’t forget about the Oath Keeper treasonous assholes who are sprinkled around the military and police. Those guys are convinced they are the only ones who truly understand the constitution and it is their…

Oh quit. This is nothing but a bunch of staffers speculating on what they could change with an unfriendly Congress. Aren’t journalists supposed to have some kind of understanding of context? Another boring boring email of nothing.

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In my experience, the two major tools for tax reduction/avoidance for US taxpayers are:

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

The only “poll” that really matters will not be taken until November 8 (November 9, for your Trump supporters.) Up till then, it’s just “liquor and guessing.” (With apologies to Scott Adams.) I am a little scared, but only because the GOP has nominated an unqualified, ill-tempered child to run for the highest…

A lot has to do with office politics that have little to do with you. Bosses having a war with each other with their employees or even just people associated with them get caught in the crossfire. The first layoff hub had was the last hired first fired rule but he got a job in a different division in the same company.