Not trying to defend your friends, but I think part of that negative response has to do with how sanctimonious ex-vegans can be (I’m not saying you!). I don’t talk a lot about being vegan in public because that usually leads to being harassed and having people dangle bacon in my face, but often when I do mention it…

No gonna try and speak to your experience or anything, but I’ve seriously never understood this “vegan dictating their life choices to others” archetype as anything but a paranoid fantasy of people who feel somehow attacked by the personal choices of others which in no way affect anyone else.

It’s more like watching algae grow but instead the composition is technically precise configurations of protein structures to ensure it tastes and feels like meat.

“THIS BAD BECAUSE UNNATURAL, ME NO LIKEY THINGS ME DON’T RECOGNIZE”

If there’s a market for Velveeta and non-dairy coffee creamer, you cannot tell me that the taste *has* to be spot-on. Make it cheap enough, and people will accept close enough.

The Hillary one is fucking stupid, though. It’s always annoying when conservatives think the reason people don’t feature their Brilliant Jokes is because they’re mean to Democrats, when its actually just because most conservatives have badly misfiring humor glands.

This is America. And in America, you have to open doors in order to walk through them. Okay?! Get it right the first time!

“...and THAT’S why you should never be a racist, xenophobic, classist asshole.”

I’m so glad lost cat got to be found cat! That’s a terrible Comcast story, even for Comcast :-(

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

White people who are really fucking high and have a disposible amount of money but lack the sense that the gods gave oysters.

“Persecution” to them usually means, “someone, somewhere disagrees with their personal interpretation of their religious beliefs”.

They are consistently models of their Christian values in their homes, their communities, and their churches.

Fuck ‘em is right. Early on when this debate was firing up, I heard a wonderfully simple and devastating rebuttal from a historian, when confronted with the stock defense of “Well the flag is about heritage and courage in the face of the South losing the war.”

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

hopefully he won’t have that kind of cash for much longer :)

Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a nasty cruel sack of shit who probably needs to kill defenseless animals to compensate for his small penis. That said, over on Deadspin they’re calling for the guys address as well as his name. Sorry, but we don’t need his wife and children to be harrassed by the internet mob because…

I guess he thinks hiring someone to lure a beautiful creature by dragging a dead animal from the back of a car so you can get a cheap shot and a photo for your Facebook page makes you a big man.

I live right across the bridge from Tacoma. It’s kind of the Florida of Washington.