Cool, now do G.L.O.W.

Let’s split the difference. They're enemas.

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I referenced this today in the lunchroom at work, saying that now drinking Pepsi is the newest way to own the libs.  Everyone looked at me like I had three heads.  It was then I remembered that they spend all day working, while I surf the web reading phrases such as “own the libs.”  

“Irving, who by all accounts is an intelligent and thoughtful man...”

What the hell? You don’t pay close attention to baseball for a few summers and suddenly Robinson Cano is 35.

Littering and... Littering and... Littering and...

240 keys can also conveniently be found behind the sun visor.

He was a really good player who deserves the HOF. He is also the most insufferable buffoon this side of Trump.  

My neighbor had one of those, and it caught fire. Definitely too hot. I think they have an X5 now :/

*Fiat Chrysler staff meeting, Jeep division, the recent past*

What does he think about scaffolding though?

God, I haven’t seen such an obvious excuse to go out of one’s way to casual note one’s Ivy League heritage since I was at Yale.

Pretty weak apology, Calhoun’s.

Obama blows at golf because he’d rather spend his off time visiting wounded soldiers at hospitals like a chump.

not to Puerto Rico though.

The old “ship of Theseus” question.