When I was selling cars in college, I didn’t secure the dealer tag properly or something, I don’t know but it fell off.  Got pulled over on a test drive on Balt Wash Parkway.  I tried to explain to cop that it was my fault.  He proceeded to ream out the driver, who had his wife and kid in car as well, describing to…

Gehrig won the MVP in 1927.

I do a shot of tequila (or more) with a splash of tomato juice, a lot of hot sauce, lime and cayenne in a glass full of ice, then fill glass with beer. I don’t think this is particularly legit but it’s good.

This makes me sad. It looks like a fucking stealth someone chopped in Ocean City Md.

Has anyone who uses the phrase “do your own research” ever meant real research, or do they all mean watch youtube videos?

Yeah man, well, that class was a little too early in the morning for me.

Plotinus says you’re wrong.

I would not try to convince you he has some great range as an actor in the way say a Gary Oldman or something does. But he is absolutely capable of being an endearing screen presence in the way a lot of actors who aren’t showing much range are still compelling to watch.

Hey Road Trip is still very watchable!

Merely standing, getting down onto the ground, and returning to standing, will do good. The harder you do it, the more power and all that you develop, but soooo much of the benefit comes from just getting on the ground and back up.

Carroll has that college-coach-salesman shit still going on where he always sounds vaguely disingenuous, and he’s always selling you on something. Phil. And I can’t stand Phil.

So that makes sense as for reasons one might have them. I just mean I don’t think most people have them as a matter of course. Mostly if you have one there’s a reason.

I thought the same thing...but it still seems weird to me. How many people have mats in their showers? Are they more common than I realize? Nothing about this makes sense. Clearly you would not get out of the shower, then piss on the carpet-like bath mat. Noone would do that...I don’t think..

Obviously not as incredible as getting hit here twice.... but last summer I was waiting to hit standing on the fairway, and a guy teeing off on the next hole over (so coming from next to my green) yelled fore. I squatted down and covered my head. The ball skimmed along the back of my shirt, I became convinced I would…

I don’t know why they don’t consider doing a rugby kickoff. Ball is drop-kicked (i.e., out of hand, onto ground, back into air, then kicked) from midfield. If it goes out of bounds receiving team gets it at midfield. It must go ten yards, after that anyone can take it, you can’t hit a guy if he’s attempting to catch…

When I was a little kid in geography class I became obsessed with what a “sound” was. The only two I, or apparently my teacher were aware of were Puget and Long Island. But they didn’t obviously share anything in common! One separated an island from the mainland, one was like, a big narrow bay. Were these the only…

the next marvel netflix show to not devolve into second half garbage will be the first.

I meant it’s not too early to think about lunch, unless you haven’t had breakfast, in which case you should think about that. i.e., it’s never too early to think about next meal.

Only if you haven’t had breakfast yet.

It’s because you said not to congratulate, John.