I thought twitter was asynchronous.

because I associate green with Ireland and it's normally the colour of our jerseys

It bothers me that the Republic of Ireland is purple but the U.K. is green

so the use rounding to their advantage

I thought the Breaking Bad discs in the picture were pogs.

I thought the Breaking Bad discs in the picture were pogs.

I once got a gmail ad for a knock box

The first thing I thought of was Red Dwarf

yep, I realised that after I told them the formula.

That's right

I knew the formula luckily enough so it didn't take that long

if everyone in the room shakes hands and there are 66 handshakes, how many people are in the room?

What's the best thing to cook with mince?

I wonder what the content of the tabs were and what resources scripts and plugins were using

put one on a lambs tail to keep it short

What's the best thing to use to wash the walls? Sugar soap?

I keep music and audio-books on mine and set it to airplane mode so the battery lasts a fair bit longer

My problem is that sometimes when I'm watching netflix I can't build up enough of a buffer to watch the programme without it stopping.

Best After Shave

I don't think there's enough of a difference for them to have different names. Here they'd all be called T-Bones and when I get one I try to get the one with the biggest fillet