I really like this one

shoulda used the digital air pressure gauge?

Kill all the old 911s. They’ve had their time.

By the looks of him, he'd probably enjoy that.

What a set of assholes....and what's with people and not wearing safety equipment? It's actually very hazardous getting glass pieces out of your head. And why not do a fucking Morris Marina? Nobody gives a fuck about those...

“..and it wasn’t a huge difference in terms of total amount paid financing vs. leasing.”

Just....why?

Why not?

They are like little bumps. Slightly bumpy.

The first thing I would have done is pushed on the little bumps. Did you push on the little bumps? Describe the little bumps. #littlebumps

Explain me why you need more gears than five in a 100 hp car.

Meanwhile, the people who actually have shitty jobs, who work in factories, work on retail service counters and do real work such as cleaning, are underpaid for the work they actually perform.

who the fuck are you and what are you doing here?

Wow, it’s not often you see an almost-perfect combination of jealousy, obnoxiousness, and stupidity. Well done!

Careful everyone... The Peugeot-driving accountant is here to drop subtle clues about his frustrations as a man.

Volkswagen? You sound like this guy at work who thinks his C6 Corvette is the best thing ever.

No, I went from Porsche 911 posters to Porsche 911 books when I was in grad school, before finally an actual Porsche 911 years later when I sold a business that I had started ;-) Maybe we all got lucky. It seemed like the more I worked, the luckier I got, but what’s the point of quibbling.

I can’t believe I read what you just posted and that you are serious about it. Do you really think that a Porsche badge exudes that more than any other popular sports car? Ferrari, Lamborghini? You’re small.