I need to remember this for one day when I send a pregnancy announcement to my super conservative parents.

probs you should go with cocaine out of a crucifix

It's not yoga if there are no strangers there to appreciate my farts.

On Coco Rocha's picture: It's like, how much more beige could this be? And the answer is none. None more beige.

My Pilates equipment doesn't judge out loud. It does the passive-aggressive Silent Wait.

I'm just marveling at how her pregnant bod looks just like mine after the Mexican restaurant.

OK, that's pretty darn cool if it works well. I hate worrying about how silly I look to the teacher and the rest of the class. Either way, I have no money.

Here's hoping Coco Rocha plans on going full Isabella Rossellini on us......

Burt you don't get it, Coco is starting new trend fetus modeling while in womb .

Where is my SmartNapMat?

Does it judge you if you leave the mat to go check your email or get coffee?

I hope the mats gain consciousness, and demand not to be Yogaed on by their owners. Like Her, but way less interesting.

Is SmartMat shower-proof? Asking for a friend.

I hope this takes off and spawns a subculture of people who fall in love with their SmartMats, Real Doll style.

Beyonce has already been through that ordeal.

They would work together and survive as an almighty team of female power and sexuality that would go on to conquer the known universe.

Who's Had Enough of Beyoncé and Nicki Minaj Performing 'Flawless'?

Oh my, who DIDN'T watch that Danny Castellano scene multiple times? That episode will be on my DVR forever. Forever.