No! I'd admire his professionalism. I'd actually be freaked out if he got excited. That's why I'm not an actor, I guess. That, and not being dizzyingly gorgeous.

I was thinking more "Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!" the next time I do..

I was super into reading film books at one point and there was a whole chapter in one of them devoted to that. If I remember rightly the etiquette was to apologise either way :p

I've always wondered about the nitty gritty of sex scenes. I mean, you'd probably actually get turned on, right? Even in front of all those people? Are they actually, er, grinding? Does that guy have a boner? Must be weird.

I worked a darkroom chemist at a film and photography school one summer and they often ran short on actual models and actors and had to pull from the staff working opposite shifts. My first and only acting role to date was for a class taught by some producer or something like that of Entourage and it involved me in…

Because they're professionals. I'm decidedly amateur. I announce I'm adjusting my hair *while* he's coming, and then he gets all offended and I'm like "What??"

Funny. I've been thinking again about how difficult filming sex scenes must be after watching "Outlander" and all the stuff they did in the wedding episode.

Can I just talk about how much I love the Graham Norton Show? It's a weird love, but a love just the same.

I love how they're lying there all "yeah, ha ha, just adjusting my hair" and then at 'Action' they instantly swing into "SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH OH MY GOD PASSIONATE FUCKING" and then 'Cut' "yeah, ha ha, that was a thing."

My power-points always include nudity and spritzing.

Just tell him, "It's not porn, it's HBO."

Ok sure, but when I have someone come in and check the lighting my husband's all "What are you doing, this is weird"

I'm going to say "great fucking" the next time I have sex.

Listen to me misley human, cat attack is coming.

If he thinks this is funny, wait until he sees what we put inside his shoes.

Yes Lindsay is a lucky girl, who on earth gets so many chances?

Oh, no, girl. No.

lesson 1 from Taylor on the Voice: auto tune is your best friend and your only spouse.

Why doesn't Oprah just use all her power and connections the help boost Lupita's career even further. I mean, I get fixing Lindsey Lohan's career is Oprah's way of proving to all of us that she is in fact god, but still. Lupita is so crazy talented, Oprah could be spending her time throwing her support behind someone…

What is that?? Paperclip, or Star Trek insignia?