Does he know that you need him to step up and be more of a partner than a kid?

Cats show their belly as a sign of trust. For example, my cat will show me his belly, but try to eat my hand/kick it with his hind legs as if I'm a mouse if I attempt to rub him on his belly. The trust only goes so far.

You need to see a psychiatrist.

It's hilarious to think this is all she does all day. Sad, but hilarious.

I secretly look forward to them... is that bad?

These posts never, ever got old for me.

Because it's annoying for everyone else there when babies cry and fuss? Just guessing.

Well, at least Kanye looks super-thrilled to be alive, as usual.

She's a beautiful child but sheer black chiffon?! That's ridiculous.

This is especially hilarious since my cat is TERRIFIED of the vacuum. Once I took it out of the hall closet while she was sitting nearby and she just pooped right then and there on the rug out of fear. It wasn't even turned on!

And the paws too? Get this cats DNA!

My cat would murder me in my sleep if I even thought about doing this to her. The noise from the video was enough for a scowl.

...whereas my cat looked up in horror when I turned on the audio for this clip.

Several guys I've been with have had zero interest in blow jobs, despite our culture's consensus that they are the greatest things on earth, so clearly you can't assume anything about your partner's preferences. I think the only valid "sex tip" that exists is "actually talk to your partner, like, with WORDS". Rocket…

You're a female gay? Well, then, hell's bells, bebe. You are a ripple in the fetid pool that is feminism. You are feminism's fault. And the ripple that is you? Well, it's ruining Dizzzzzz' sex life. So. Poor, poor men.

Don't be so smug. Feminism HAS to have hurt your life somehow. Let's think this through.

She gives you sad handjobs because you consider pleasing her sexually to be a slog.