My serious derp face is ready; someone bring me some animal skins from at least two different kinds of animal!

Got my Halloween costume at etsy!

" I recommend Eileen West, which you can purchase from the Vermont Country Store! Stock up on vibrators while you're over there. (They also have old-fashioned hair clips. Really they've got everything.)"

Or we could dress like a Highlander character.

I'm more interested in having Claire's beautiful glowing pale skin. But not in a creepy way.

Here's some tweed porn for you.

If people are looking for items actually featured on Outlander, Terry Dresbach, their costume designer, has mentioned InnerWild on Etsy as a source for a few pieces: https://www.etsy.com/shop/InnerWild…

Piss. You mean they're going to be doing French fashion too (I'm only about half through the first book)?! I need all the money damnit. All. of. it.

Dammit. I thought this was the guide to dressing like an Outsiders character. But I suppose I already do: lots of denim on denim and bruises... Very on trend.
Never mind then. Carry on.

This reminds me that I really need to learn how to knit.

(Spoiler)

And, more importantly, will anyone *like* my life?

Oh, young Val. I think I attained puberty while watching him in Willow.

Whatevs. Last week I went outside, walked to bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting. I got off that bus, walked to transfer bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting.

Nope, he does not. Also, if you thank your boyfriend and he's not even on Facebook, he also doesn't exist.

My boyfriend and I have been together just over 2 years, and there are only two mentions/pictures of one another on FB. One is posing with this super creepy looking doll manequin thing and the other was when we accidentally stepped in the same dog shit, took a picture and labeled it Stepped in the same dog shit as my…

I was trying to find a gif to express my exasperation and LOOK AT THIS TINY VAL KILMER OF YESTERYEAR

One of my friends actually asked me how do I know it's real if it's not Facebook official?

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.